25 June, 2011
All the newz all at once: the Tucker B’s have not invited each other to someone elses parties for a lot of time. HOW ever, we now have a mirror sheen on our party armour, we’ve tied down the tarp over the trailer load of shame that we’ll be towing to the transfer station of our stupidity, and we’ve made a 3:30 apppointment with the old lady who works at the liquor store bottom that hill, warning her to be armed coz our whacky can get sorta violent and cause her face to yield. Speaking of yearning, we have also had a chat with each other (each idiot said about 3 words not counting the several hundred “ye” that were offered….). Yor up to date. [more]

Chubby

This is our billionth point 6 album so play it loud for your hed and add it to the massive collection of “smart things you done”. $20.00

Bish Bosh II: The Bosh Bosh

This was our successfilled albumb number x90.ffffoff and so you should deffo get your greasy webbed hands all over the mirror. $15.00

Tucker Tee

Use this device to cover your bulging jelly-like gut-bag. All fitted tees. Lady sizes 10-12-14. We only have one S left in the mens. New design coming sooner. $20.00

Tucker Badge

Pin it to your brain and tap into 100000000 free volts flying through your backyard at any given moment. Use it to pick the flesh of the swine from betwixt your molar sexxion? $3.00

Nightmares in the Key of (((((WOW)))))

More daddy more was why we recorded this. A windy nightmare examination of the collective Tucker B manhood spraying the potty of your innocence. If this doesn’t tickle your taint, dowt much will. $25.00

All aksezsxories are mail order. Tell us what you want, we’ll tell you what it costs to manufakcha and mail to you, you pay then you get the aggzerossies in the mail. Eezy.

10 October 2006

Bubble Boys: A Tour Diary with Tucker B’s and Wolfmother and Dungen (all three acts appearing courtesy of Bubbleland Music, Bubble-eyes.). Flick “more” to read on… [more]