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11 January, 2008
Happy New Year muthas. We hope all your dreams come true THIS year, and that those feelings of fatigue and that restless leg of yours all burn in hell for eternity squared. And may every day be like a trip to the local party. Moving on, we are honoured to be part of the Trainwreck Super 8 Diaries projektoidal. We will be noising the launch in Melbourned and we congratulate all men and all women and all the kids and animals. [more]

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Chubby

This is our billionth point 6 album so play it loud for your hed and add it to the massive collection of “smart things you done”. $20.00

Bish Bosh II: The Bosh Bosh

This was our successfilled albumb number x90.ffffoff and so you should deffo get your greasy webbed hands all over the mirror. $15.00

Tucker Tee

Use this device to cover your bulging jelly-like gut-bag. All fitted tees. Lady sizes 10-12-14. We only have one S left in the mens. New design coming sooner. $20.00

Tucker Badge

Pin it to your brain and tap into 100000000 free volts flying through your backyard at any given moment. Use it to pick the flesh of the swine from betwixt your molar sexxion? $3.00

All aksezsxories are mail order. Tell us what you want, we’ll tell you what it costs to manufakcha and mail to you, you pay then you get the aggzerossies in the mail. Eezy.

10 October 2006

Bubble Boys: A Tour Diary with Tucker B’s and Wolfmother and Dungen (all three acts appearing courtesy of Bubbleland Music, Bubble-eyes.). Flick “more” to read on… [more]

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DUMMY:
My ass is telling me lies (verbally) – what should I do?
(Leonardo Dicaprio from Holllywood)

TUCKER B’S:
Print out your lying ass and put the hole thing in the shredder. Thenly, crack open a cold one, light up a fat one, rack up a long one and listen to the bastard scream azzya point’n’giggle.